Never been sure of anything in their life: You’ll never have to eat, sleep, or contemplate your meaningless existence ever again! Oh, what am I saying, you don’t have a choice! Now, hold still and I’ll only make this hurt to a moderate degree.”įuture dialogues to come! If you’d like to add some to my list I would be happy to include them in the next post. How would you like to join the ranks of my minions? It won’t be so bad. He was my favorite, and for that you’ll pay dearly! Come to think of it, I do seem to be short a few undead servants now. “It’s a shame you’ve come so far in your quest only to be defeated at the hands of mere pawns! Who do you fools think you are, anyway? That minotaur skeleton was hard to find, you know. Might be nasally, but could instead be quite sinister: And remember-take the staff, then break the crystal. Thaleus grows more powerful with each passing minute. Now go! Time is of the essence, my friends. Without that crystal he is no more powerful than any typical conjurer. If you’re clever, you can find a way to separate him from his power. That crystal is the true source of his power, but it is also his greatest weakness. the only way to stop him is to shatter the crystal atop his staff. His control over the darkness has grown too absolute. “There is no weapon made by man or elf that can harm the likes of Thaleus. Sword-master who’s getting too old for this:.I bid you a safe journey and a speedy return.”

It bears the emblem of House Raidell, and can serve to protect you in times of dire need. Still, I would never hear the end of it if my son caught word that I left you empty handed after all you’ve done. For as noble a goal as this is, I simply do not have the disposable resources for such a task. I’m afraid I must decline your request for a detachment of my guard to accompany you. As far as I’m aware, there have been none brave or foolish enough to venture into the Sundered Wastes in ten years. The good news is, if you give me your coin now, you won’t have to worry about misplacing it when we get there.” Half the town would shiv you as soon as look at you, the other half will just pickpocket you. Just don’t make the mistake thinking that anyone you meet around those parts is trustworthy. I’ll introduce you to some colleagues of mine. If you’ve got the coin I can take you there. Dangerous place if you don’t know the right folks. “A little birdie told me you were headed for the Swindler’s Claw. (Obviously you can do different voices than what I have labeled for each paragraph, I just made labels and wrote dialogues based on them.) Here are the first four, with more to come in the future. So you know what? I’ll do it myself, internet. Any time I try to look up bits of dialogue to practice interesting voices on, I’m always disappointed because I invariably end up with ad copies (commercial scripts) or cheesy dialogue from anime 20 or more years old.

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